The Deadliest Catch.
I never thought I would like the show the Deadliest Catch. I turned it on once and thought to myself, this is pretty good. The next day comes and i’m like hey I wonder if there is some Deadliest Catch on. Hooked. Consider me Dead and Caught.
The show is sort of a problem though because every time I watch it I go to the fucking fish market and spend $35 on king crab legs. I spend $105 in three days watching the same damn episode. I don’t even think the season has started. I’m going to be lying dead in an alley when I can’t pay my rent next week. Thanks Deadliest Catch.