I love women. I really do. Forget the fact I ate 4 cupcakes in the shape of a cock an hour ago. I love women. I really do.

I know this isn’t Susan B. Anthony Day, but women’s suffrage has happened to an extent. We all know that you’re not treated as equally as you want. Equality isn’t nearly as equal as something like “==”, but it’s something. Women want to have real equality and you all know it.

Woman, you wanna be equal? Listen up woman.

Here’s a simple start. Make sure that the back of you is the equal to the front of you. Maybe this is a surprise but you don’t always look the same from behind as you do when you’re facing us. Long beautiful hair and a tight ass is great from behind, but horses do that too. Anyways, I like your shoes. Work that thing as hard as you can. Reality is coming for you and my snide comments don’t help a bit. My bad. The greatness wears off when you turn around and show us your pock marked ramp nose french lip turkey leather catchers mitt face. Ouch. It hurts me to say that but you know it’s true. Even Mike Tyson wouldn’t rape you.

I can’t sum this all up as well as I want to so i’m gonna leave it alone for you to scream in your bedroom by yourself. Enjoy it, but it’s your equality thats on the line.

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