Vegetable problems have problems. No doubt. I am shocked to find this, but I only did so because of the fact that I am hunting for problems with vegetables. Don’t be blindsided to think that vegetables are the answer to all world problems.

It’s not like I had to look hard. I thought to myself, what’s wrong with vegetables? They’re full of water, vitamins and fiber. What am I missing? Ohhh… Stickers! All vegetables and fruits have stickers on them. What about the stickers? What kind of problems can they cause?

So I ate 457 stickers from the vegetables at the grocery store because thats all they had. It wasn’t the best idea i’ve ever had. I got home and immediately I didn’t feel right. I went to the bathroom where I passed out on the toilet. Sixteen hours later I shit 2 full plastic logs. It looked like a Del Monte flea market.

There are problems with vegetables. Eat your meat.

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