Fight Club is one my my favorite movies. I remember first seeing it when it just came out on DVD. New release style. It wasn’t a hard thing to do. The hardest part was walking into Blockbuster. I find the movie immediately in the way only the way a Blockbuster New Release rack can do. 6 copies stacked on each other. I walk towards the counter and pick up some licorice gummy sweettart non-pereil snickers sour patch kids on the way. I hand the video concierge my Blockbuster card which hadn’t been used in at least 3 years. I look out the window as I pretend I don’t know anything about the card being invalid because the account is at least $80 in the hole. I’m good. She gives me the video and I leave with the boner she gave me. (For some reason Blockbuster girls are hot)

I get home. From the beginning of the movie I was hooked into subversiveness. It slowly became clear to me what I needed to do. Screw any company I can. Immediately.

I traded my Blockbuster membership for Fight Club. Fair trade. I encourage all you to do the same.

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