French Bread Pizza Burn.
I got a double pack of French Bread Pizza the other day. I haven’t had it in a while so I figured why the good reason (taste) not. I opened the package up and looked everywhere but my mind. Hoping just hoping that the foil coffin of microwave French Bread Pizza was somewhere around the same area. Turns out it wasn’t there and there are no microwave only instructions/foil coffins for French Bread Pizza anymore. Whattt?
It took about 2 seconds of thinking. Just enough time for me to think about my tongue. The worst burn I have ever had in the oral area came from a French Bread Pizza.
French Bread Pizza Burn Phenomenon
I remember it like it was yesterday. I burned my tongue really bad and it hurt. Badly. Badly as in 2nd degree burns. The cheese is as hot as napalm and the sauce is like hot sauce only not. The worst part is thinking of all the people it must have killed.
Never forget Microwave only French Bread Pizza because it should have been illegal in the first place. Silver coffins for life dogg.
The burn can’t be just me. I encourage you to think back to a moment where you have been orally burned. If you have a favorite, post it in the comment section. I am anxious to see this scientific experiment to get under way.
March 28th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Oral burn you say….
1.)I was sitting in front of the TV and my nintendo power pack cord was sitting there. I started to play with it by turning it in to a noose. Then for some reason the cord found its way in to my mouth as a pen or pencil would do as you ponder a question. I completely forgot the cord was plugged in and received one hell of a jolt along with the tip of my tongue burnt.
2.) I dipped a tortilla chip in to a bowl of cheese, not knowing that the cheese was boiling hot, as hot as your french bread pizza. I proceeded to burn my mouth to the point skin was pealing off the roof of my mouth. So to solve this problem I decided to swallow the chip, yet once again my brain was one step behind as I forgot to chew. So now I am doubled over in pain as a sharp triangular chip with scolding hot cheese makes it way down my digestive system.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:38 am
1. You’re a retard but you have a good point. I never thought of electrical burns. Way to blow my mind. I mean with the noose part, not the burn.
2. Your nacho cheese isn’t shit. My french bread pizza burns with the fury of one thousand suns.
March 30th, 2007 at 12:34 am
I also had my face burned off by one of these stupid and dangerous “food products” at a young age. To this day I do not eat French Bread Pizzas and I have no idea why they are still available in any grocery store. Is this our government’s idea of protecting us??