I love how technology is moving us into the 21st Century with appliances that are simply more helpful. I really do. There are so many advances that provide a better life for all of us. There is one invention that I really can’t live without. You probably know exactly what i’m going to say, and you’re right; the automatic no-touch faucet.

I don’t know anything that is more convenient for washing your hands than a faucet that has no distinct on/off switch or temperature control. I personally love 3 second bursts of 180 degree water. I can get my hands wet, get soap on them, wash them and rinse them off in 47 consecutive on/off cycles. Talk about helpful. Sometimes if i’m drunk, it’ll take me 10 cycles, and i’ll have second degree burns on my hands. It’s not a bad tradeoff to shave 3 minutes off my handwashing time. Especially if I can help someone else save on their water bill.

I can only hope these timesavers are installed at my next apartment.

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