I swear to god I just saw Condoleeza Rice at McDonalds. She was taking bites that made the cheeseburger look like an asscrack. She would bite into it and the gap in her teeth put a perfect line of cheeseburger down the middle. I bet eating chicken wings is easy for her. It sure looks like it worked for Michael Strahan. I should look into getting that done. I wonder who they went to for that.

Who am I kidding. It’s probably too expensive to go back in time and have fucked up teeth.

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