One problem at a time folks. You heard it now.

America is sitting back waiting for the next Black Plague. People just sit there and watch while George W. Bush knits afghans over Baghdad. Fortunately this isn’t the real problem. It’s the new Black Plague that’s the problem. The new Black Plague is that I cannot download a piece of cheese to my mouth from the internet. Hello Verizon. Can you download me now?

In the laboratories of the worlds largest companies lies this solution although they will never admit it. It’s too radically cheesy. I plan to use MySpace to expose this new Black Plague. And get some orally downloaded cheese; maybe even Gouda.

Don’t sit back, fight it now, while you still can. Being proactive is the only way out. Join my MySpace fight at

Physically impossible ideas that I dream about that are guaranteed to not exist because they’re impossible is not the problem. You’re the problem. Maybe a problem and a half.

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