I got this friend, and he’s gay. I like him cause he gambles. Not like like, but you know what I mean. He’s got good stories most of the time cause he’s not that whimsical swishy fag type. Our dialog was as follows.

Me : So how was Atlantic City?

Gay : It was ok, I think when I averaged it out, it was like $18 a beer.

Me : With or without HIV?

Gay : Either way I lost money.

Me : Do you play Poker?

Gay : No that’s not really my game.

Me : Oh, I understand. You any good at Pokehim?

Gay : Yeah, I get ass all the time.

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