Dogs look like their…
They always say that Dogs look like their owners. I have found other things to be true.
Dogs shit like their owners - This is true but it doesnt translate exactly to both parties shitting. The face when the dog shits is like the owners face when they talk. This is sorta rare but really easy to spot.
Dogs are fags like their owners - If the owner of the dog is holding their dogs leash like they would a dirty diaper, you know whats going on. Take another look at the dog. I will bet you it weighs under 5 pounds. (This does not apply to women)
Dogs smell like their owners - This is for the simple fact that when you touch a dog, you smell like a dog. Have you ever whiffed a dog that smells nice? Me too, but she was wasted and I wasn’t interested in seeing her the next day.
Dogs are rude like their owners - Hey there doggie, jump all over me. Don’t even bother asking. Don’t worry about it, your owners are fucksticks, just like you. You can’t help it.
Dogs hate cats like their owners - Seriously. Get a life guys. Hate squirrels or something. You know you want to.
Sorry. I love dogs, and their owners. I can’t not hate something. Non’t you call me a hater.