I was sitting around thinking about knives and shit, and I asked myself that age old question, “Why haven’t I stabbed anyone?”. This is a complex question. This is a question that can be answered in only one way, and with one word. Trees.

Yes, thats right. Trees have kept me from stabbing someone. Some might be confused at this anwser, but for me it’s very easy. Trees have served as a target of every knife i’ve ever owned. The male instinct of “Hey maybe I can throw this knife at that tree and it will stick” took over. Unfortunately, before I had the chance to stab someone, I threw my knife at a tree and broke it.

Consider yourself lucky. Plant a tree today.

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