I love that i’m American. I guess i’m more of a soft-spoken Hexpatriate but today I really realized I reached the American Dream. I was laying on my couch watching the new Superman movie and eating cookies and milk. I felt like I was a 12 year old American boy again. At least I think it was that. It also could have been that I masturbated on the American flag during the movie.

God Bless America.

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