Nice new year. I made a great resolution this time. One that i’m gonna stick with this time. I’m going to be even more awesome. Hard decision I know but I decided that being more awesome is way more awesome. You skepticists might wonder how i’m going to do this. Well, it’s a fair question. There are some simple steps that you can take to make yourself even more awesome. Let me elaborate.

First you need some more money. Not that i’m some kind of money hungry guy but i’m really hungry. Money will make you super rich. I read about it on TV. Donald Trump didnt get to the top by not getting money. I read that on TV too. Secondly you need to get a big shield and the ocarina of wind. The big shield is for sale in the village for a hefty 150 rupees and the ocarina of wind is in the highlands underneath some bushes. You need a shovel. Once you beat Zelda The Minish Cap whatever it is on Gameboy, you will be way more awesome than before. I guess you need a Gameboy and the game too. Shuberentone let me borrow it. Thanks dood. Seriously, I already beat it so it’s not going to make me any more awesome than before. This part was for you; the reader. Thirdly you need to get some new kicks. I want to get some so i’m reiterating here just to remind myself to actually find some dope ones. New kicks really boost stamina and endurance of.. man I need some new shoes. Next off you’re going to want to get some great movies. I promise this year will be prosperous. Currently, I have Handjob Sally, Adventures in Ladysitting and Brangelina gets Shingles. I’m always rotating cause of the Netflix. If you want to be my friend on teh Netflix, email me. I love reccomendations for people like you. Maybe.

Anyways I can’t give away all my tips. You can’t ever be as awesome as me so I need not worry. I almost forgot, another great awesome thing to do is Ghost Ride your car and get Hyphy. Preferrably in a residential area with lots of hard objects. It’s more buckwild and safe when you do it that way. F’real, just check out http://www.youtube.com and search ghost riding. It’s the new sensation that is sweeping the Triage. Amen

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