Found!
Body research is natural for me. I’m always seeking out something. Today I sought out those hard to find Glands. The really hard ones to find in the human body. Aside from some lint, pencil shavings and other unwanted debris, I actually found something!
Yes, that’s right, I finally found my Dave Matthews Gland! It’s located deep inside my asshole for some reason. It seems to be part of the fraternity Alpha Sigma Sigma and it has an overall I.Q. of 66. I tore it out and incinerated it instantly. Glad that’s out of the way.
I also found my Emmet Otter Jug Gland. While conveniently located near my liver, it is something that I will never speak of again. It reminded me of something I saw as a child and never saw again; maybe for a good reason. After much deliberation, I decided leaving it wouldn’t hurt.
On the brighter note, I found my Ivanka Trump Gland. It’s right next to my Sienna Miller Gland. Coincidentally they’re both in the same fleshy bag between my legs. I scratched then jiggled those around and left them.
Got any other Glands? Let me know in the comments!
November 26th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
Good day
It’s a quick video I made to show off the Dervish’s dance from the Guild-Wars nightfall weekend party.
The dance the dervish does is the same one that Christoper Walken did in the video for Fatboy Slims’ – Weapon of choice music video (hence the music used)
Post your comments please
Mine
youtube.com/watch?v=j_aONMdkzxU
Original for those that may not have seen it
youtube.com/watch?v=0WW8flwpH-Q
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:26 pm
There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”
“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”
A few moments later…
“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”