I learned alot this weekend. Really. I guess tho that the thing I learned about most are the ups and downs of alcohol. It makes you realize or not realize things that things happen, realized or not. I have a list of the things alcohol is good for, be it positive or negative.

Alcohol is good for
-Losing track of where your light switch is in the bathroom when its pitch black.
-Tolerance of the verbal diarrhea you call your friends
-Alcohol companies
-Blonde chicks who are professional alcohol giver outers
-Roadside pullovers with Mel Gibson
-97% of understanding percentages
-Aqua teen hunger force

Alcohol is bad for
-Family
-Not for profit organizations
-Dead people
-My cat
-Judgement
-The legal system

Yeah that’s enough of a brainstorm for now I just got hit in the head by lighting.

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