Sing like a retard.

Ever try to explain a song to someone by singing the sounds or lyrics to someone? Yea, I like electronic music and sometimes it straight up makes me sound retarted when I try to explain a song to someone. For instance.

The Six Flags song - Doot doot doot doot doot douut douut doot doot doot doot douut douut doot dit dit dit doot diit diit doot dit dit dit doot diit diit. And repeat.

Yea. This works really well typing. I’m sure you would have guessed its the Six Flags song. Let me try a few others.

Anything by Benny Benassi - Breeeareoow Brrreeeeearerroow Dooj Dooj Dooj Dooj BRerereeerereaaroowww BRRrEeeEEAAERRRRr OWW Dooj Tiss Dooj Tiss Dooj Tiss Dooj Tiss

Some song on a sampler that my friend Zuk gave me - boteleydetelyeayshmetelaynoodle Eyyyy boteleydetelyeayshmetelaynoodle

The stuff without vocals makes you feel exceptionally retarted. Here are a few of my favorite vocal ones.

The bodyguard by Whitney Houston - And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuooooooooeuuuuuuuuuuuuueeee-
eeeuuuuuuoooooooooooooooooooo (You can hear her take a hit of crack in the background)

Then theres Blinded by the light by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band - Blliiinded by the lightttt. Red roped like a doucher in the rumor inna night. Blinded by the light is the most misheard song of all time. Check it out here. Blinded by the light misheard lyrics

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