If I had a time machine.
I was going thru some Nipsey Russell information on the internet. God bless the information age. I was intrigued because I saw him on The Match Game on the Game Show Network. I dunno. I like the show because it’s fun to try and guess how many drinks they all had in the dressing room. Gotta thank my Stepdad for showing me what’s up.
It didn’t come to me at first but it made me remember that I wanted to name things every so often when I think of what i’d do with a Time Machine if I had one. There will be more to follow and maybe even become its own category. I’m going to try to keep all these posts to one thing so let’s have at it.
If I had a time machine, I would immediately go and see Nipsey Russell’s Kwanzaa Explosion. I don’t know anything about Kwanzaa and I love Nipsey Russell so why the hell not. Seems veritable enough by the excerpt.
“Ground Zero presents the 4th annual performance of Nipsey Russell’s Kwanzaa Explosion. It’s Christmas morning in the Ground Zero house. The pajama-clad troupe rises early to open presents and share in flashback memories that reveal sketches of Christmas shows past, present, and future. Think of it as the Zoom kids meet Dickens on an acid-laced Andy Williams Christmas special.”
Sold. I’m going. Wait, there’s something else. What’s that?
“There is a 2-drink minimum at each performance.”
I’ll take 2 tickets then.
Nipsey, if you’re reading this, please bring it back this year because I don’t really have a time machine.