NYC is Awesome.
So today on my trek to work, something awesome happened. I got off the train and proceeded to walk through the rotary turnstyle. You know the ones with all the horizontal bars thats like a revolving door. Well I push on the thing pretty hard and I hear a loud thud. I look down and I cranked this homeless guy in the face with one of the bars. Like right below his eye. He was sleeping with his head on a empty box of PBR’s. I started laughing my ass off and that got him mad. It was ok though because homeless people really aren’t good at moving fast. C-ya Fuckface!