Since i’ve been so broke lately, I haven’t had much to do. That’s why I came up with the new game called Pancreas Hammer. Basically, it’s like this. You and a friend get a bunch of sugared candy, a syringe, some insulin and a hammer. The candy should be something with a hell of alot of glucose in it. I personally prefer Swedish Fish or Sour Patch kids. You both eat approximately 12 ozs. of the candy and then you face each other. With the flat end of the hammer, you hit your friend in the Pancreas as hard as you can. If you feel fine, do the same to them. You basically repeat until someones Pancreas fails and they need insulin. First person who needs insulin loses. Try it out.

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