I’ve come to the conclusion as to why there are only about 6 slots full of natural deodorant in the deodorant section at drug stores. You know what I mean, like Tom’s of Maine shit. Well, the reason why that is, it because it doesn’t work. It actually makes you smell worse. I’ve analyzed the components and broken it down for you as to why it doesn’t work.

Ingredients
Honeysuckle Rose – Great name, doesn’t deodorize.
Coriander Oil – Great in Belgian beers, doesn’t deodorize.
Lichen Extract – Grows on logs, doesn’t deodorize.
Calendula – This is actually a Marigold, and doesn’t deodorize.
Sage Extract – Has the active ingredient of Absinthe in it (thujone), doesn’t deodorize.
Lemongrass Oil – Great in Vietnamese food, doesn’t deodorize.

There you have it. I’m done with Science for the day.

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