So they have this new show on TV called “Family Jewels” starring none other than Gene Simmons. Also joining the cast is the forever softcore, Shannon Tweed. Now I know it’s a “reality” show, but since Gene Simmons is in it, does that make it a “Sad Reality” show? Or maybe just a “Complete Loss of Reality Show”. Good luck with all this Gene. I’m sure you’ll have at least one woman viewer, who at a certain point will just decide to Valerie Solanas you.

Also see his classic radio interview transcript here.

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