What in the hell is this crap. A button that “closes” the door yet doesn’t really close the door or make it close any faster. Awesome. That’s what it is. Super awesome.

I was thinking that we should incorporate the idea more ambiguously. Instead of having a “Door Close” button, we should have a button that says “Nothing”. This way you press it and nothing happens. It’s the same principles as “Door Close” but more truthful.

I’m not one to settle for minor changes so we should also have a few other buttons.

First on the list is the “Princess Bride” button. It’s not really that awesome but if you want to watch a movie just to see Andre the Giant, it’s wonderful.

Besides that button is something more awesome. It’s called the “Karate Kid” button. Not only is this super gay, it’s super gay. Ralph Macchio is the biggest doucheblog ever. By doucheblogs I mean people who are douchebags and blog. Kinda like me.

I just looked him up on imdb and this is what it said. What the fackeng hell.

“Handsomely featured, Italian-American actor with boyish looks that initially… (show more)”

Show more? There’s nothing to show. He has boyish looks like my ass has black walnuts. Not alot, if any. I’m so glad I looked it up because he was also in (Please finish your drink or food, as not to choke) “Chicken Soup for the Soul”. Chicken soup is not only not good for the soul, it’s good for not being good about goodness of being not good. Spiritually.

In short, Ralph Macchio has the same pull as a button on an elevator that says “Door Close”.

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