Well, there are 278 designs for the highly anticipated “Snakes on a Plane release” on Cafe Press. I guess it’s going to be really awesome. I think it’s time to rate and review these soon to be collectors items.

1. First up is ye olde classic. Probably from somewhere in Ireland. Maybe.

“This shirt is like the time I cut my balls with a set of clippers only less satisfying.”

2. Snakes on a terrible rhyme and graphics.

“This made me want to shoot the heroin into my eyeball. After my testicles.”

3. What is so wrong with this shirt?

“This really sums up the Snakes on a Plane movement. Absolutely Gay.”

4. This one is for the innermost douchebag jock in you.

“Sorry, no free Dave Matthews CD’s with this one. No we don’t have any clues for sale.”

5. Holy shit I like the idea. Maybe.

“Some kind of Lady Byng or Honorable mention goes to them.”

6. Ok, seriously. Who let the damn hippies use the computer.

“The worst part is that these fucking hippies know how to use Photoshop. Are drugs really that expensive now?”

7. The last was the riddler. Not that like, it matters, but this was my balco dealer.

“Took me a minute, but I did eventually think I was brainually handicapped for reviewing these.”

Thank you society.

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