Finally! The 100% stimulant nasal spray! It’s a miracle of science! Never before has this been attempted and realized to its full potential.

Blonase contains nothing but the finest Cocaine Hydrochloride to solve your allergy problems. Hell, they can be real life problems. You can even lose weight! Blonase gets to your inner nasals and cuts through the bullshit. See the real inner you.

*May cause Erectile Dysfunction.
**May cause a sudden intense need to shit.
***May cause diarrhea of the mouth.
****May make you think going to the art gallery at 10am on no sleep is a great idea.
*****May cause people to question your authenticity.
******May make you seem cooler than normal.
*******May make you think you’re Darryl Strawberry.
********May make you hate yourself.

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