Two Mothers.
I heard someone telling Mother jokes today. They weren’t good or anything and I really feel that Mother jokes should just die. That’s probably never going to happen, but I have a good idea how to slow them down. Below are 2 Mother jokes that really should shut someone right the fuck up. I think they’re great and I hope you do too.
Testing. Testing.
***Ahhem.
“Your Mother is so stupid, you’re a fucking retard.”
Makes sense since they’re the offspring of their Mother. That usually should end any oncoming Mother jokes. Look out for a punch in the face maybe. If so, duck the punch and drop that nigga. Then I also came up with another one. Remember to choose your battles wisely.
“Your Mother is such a dyke, you’re gay.”
Now this is just a great insult. It doesn’t really work on gay dudes though. Hopefully you wouldn’t be telling Mother jokes to a gay dude either, thats just too easy. You can always do a good old Dad joke with the same punchline. Don’t forget to substitute “dyke” with “flaming ‘mo”. You can say “you get fucked in the ass at Motel 6.” instead of “you’re gay.” if you feel good about it.
If you have any alt-Mother jokes, comment. If it’s clean or stupid, don’t even bother. I’ve got no time for every Mother.
A little sidenote - Luomo’s track, “The Present Lover” just came on. In the song they have a lyric that says “I’m the present, true lover…” It almost sounds like the Title of this post. “I’m the present, two mothers…”. Anyways, go listen to Luomo.