Explosive Happy Meals.
[20:55] bvllets: man
[20:55] bvllets: i just had a great idea
[20:56] bvllets: you know how kids dont like to eat
[20:56] bvllets: and they give them prizes
[20:56] mit3: yes?
[20:56] bvllets: all you have to do is give away fireworks with a kids meal
[20:56] bvllets: kids will not stop eating.
[20:56] bvllets: i mean lunchables with a firecracker
[20:56] bvllets: black snakes and combos
[20:57] bvllets: k1000 and a burrito
[20:57] bvllets: endless i tell you
[20:57] mit3: just because you were a pyromeniacal youngster doesn’t mean all kids are.
[20:57] mit3: some kids like books.
[20:57] mit3: others like bumblebees
[20:57] ber: no im pretty sure all kids are
[20:57] bvllets: all kids are
[20:57] bvllets: i knew from the first time i lit carbuerator cleaner on fire
[20:57] bvllets: and it sprayed flames 11 feet.
June 29th, 2006 at 11:51 pm
Man i used to love lighting carb fluid. We once lit someone on fire at my dads shop. It burns really quick and the work uniforms are flame retardent, so lucky no one was hurt.
August 15th, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Luckily? That shit sucks.