And on the 189th day, god invented plastic surgeons. To fix ye olde ailement of torn vaginas.
And on the 190th day, god invented jello shots. To make ye olde hotties drunk.
And on the 191st day, god invented crackheads. So ye olde blind people had something to laugh at.
And on the 192nd day, god slept. Because of ye olde hangover.
And on the 193rd day, god stopped blogging.

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