Objects seen in Objects.
So theres this whole new phenomenon of seeing things in objects, mostly food items that have a somewhat freeform way of being created. God on toast, God in a plate of manicotti, Baby Jesus Cheetos, whatever. At first I didn’t really understand if this was divine intervention or if this was some sort of thing that people would just look so hard at something and it would just pop out. Like, maybe these things are clear and i’m just not looking hard enough. So I started looking.
My adventure started at the grocery store, naturally. I went to the deli because I was hungry. After arguing with myself if there was actually corn in corned beef, I saw a premade eggsalad sandwich. And I don’t think theres corn in the beef for the record. But inside the eggsalad sandwich I saw something that looks exactly like a chopped up piece of egg. I’m pretty sure you will see it too. Here it is
After seeing that I was convinced that there were things to be found. I didn’t even have to leave the deli section to find my next big deal. The order of pork base meats goes like this. Ham, Proscuitto, Black Forest Ham, Bologna, Olive Loaf, Head Cheese; Bingo. It hit me. I’ve never seen Sarah Jessica Parker look better than I saw her here. Right in the Head Cheese was that podiatrical beauty; Sarah Jessica. Take a look for yourself.
After I caught myself having an improper head cheese moment, the grocery store had consumed me. Time for alcohol so now i’m in the liquor store. Not knowing what I needed, but knowing if I bought a bottle of booze it wouldn’t be good; I decided to head to the wine section. Temparnillo? No. Bordeaux? No go. Malbec? Suck my deck. Bam. Wine of the Year. Is that? Lenotti Paul Giamatti? Reserve edition without a goatee? No way.
I thought I was trippin but I got it on film. Check it.
I couldn’t believe it. I was so blown away I got drunk. It’s St. Patricks day but so what. I still love St. Patti LaBelle.