Mailmen are funny. Oops thats sexist.
Mailmen are funny, I mean, mailpeople. Mailmen is sexist which is a joke upon itself. We used to have this mailman who would come in and say hi but never really even look at us. He’d be like hey and we’d look up, but by that time he’s already turned around and bolted out the door. Yea, thanks guy. Not to mention they always eat at the same places and wear the same clothes. I dunno about you but I would probably flip out and kill people too.
June 30th, 2005 at 12:57 am
figures you had to post this.
So a week ago i got BLITZED and was going to get grub. Im backing out my driveway and back into a postal truck. This guy was the biggest scumbag, stoner, 40 year old wanna be californian postal surfer i’ve ever seen. So i get out and im like fuck. hes like “I was looking at these panties here trying to figure out if there was a cum stain in them and then BAMMMM!!!!! you hit me” So as we wait for his crew to get there and take pictures of the accident we continue to antagonize them by asking them if they are going to take the panties as “evidence”……the one guy that came to do the write up was like “he was proly sniffing those fuckers”…..true story, much more jokes, but i cant make a long post cuz your stupid site wont take it. I couldnt make this shit up if i tried.