Online Poetry.
There is some really beautiful online poetry these days. I have found a few excerpts from undiscovered artists out on the web. Some of the most Avant Garde writers seem to be the biggest unknowns. Rare structure and prose found only when sought out. Most of these are from Umami Tsunami.
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Ok so obviously those are all done by someone in a computer lab trying to create a sort of spam Madlib(s). These really are great. Once we let Technology take control of bad algorithms, nothing will make sense, and thats funny.
But seriously, that whore at Umami Tsunami needs to check the comments on her blog. There isn’t one from a real person and thats a fact. She must love the automated attention.
If anyone has any other great online poetry, please do post it in the comment section.