Truth in advertising.
Since that Coors Fuck post, I have been thinkin. We really need some truth in advertising all over the place. Especially in mottos. One company comes to mind instantly. UPS. I swear they have broken and lost more shit than any shipping company ever. Take it from someone who monitors shipments. I have come up with 11 new mottos for UPS so that they can get back on track and gain integrity in the eye of the customer.
I think that these reflect their true skill. Who knows, maybe they will commission these.
October 26th, 2005 at 10:38 am
“Who else is can break a toaster?”
–sky mothergrabbin scraper.
October 27th, 2005 at 2:22 am
My dad once broke my toaster when he put my Masters of the Universe guy and my peinis in the toaster at the same time.
October 28th, 2005 at 11:27 am
Topical:
http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=232136
October 28th, 2005 at 11:32 am
TYYPPPPOOOSSS LIKE THE CORNER OF MY MINDDD
October 30th, 2005 at 9:59 am
My girl thought jimmy c was made up….an imaginary hero of sorts. Now we all see he’s merely a mortal man as vonurable to typo’s as any other south buffalonian hard wood enthusiast is. I find it a little strange that he cant spell penis though……so does my girl. She also thinks your site is going down hill as of late but what does she know she’s like 15.
ps. ups loves to steels your weed. I think their original name was United pot stealing