Hostess Dream.
Man I had the weirdest dream last night. It was that my Aunt was a terrorist. The feds were interviewing me on my Aunt and i’m like uhm she’s a nice lady I see her at Easter, Thanksgiving and Christmas. Yea sure, shes weird, she owns a Hostess store and she has 18 cats, whatever. Then the dream cuts to the Hostess store. Now i’m not sure if you out there are familiar with the Hostess store or the actual concept of what a Hostess store is. It’s basically a factory outlet for everything made by the Hostess company (Ho-Ho’s Twinkies, Suzy-Q’s, Ding-Dong’s, Fruit Pies, Snowballs and Donettes) only instead of getting the highest quality at the Hostess store, they give you like the 2-3 week old rejects at like 20% off. What a steal. Not to mention the quality ingredients like “Beef Fat” and “Sodium Caseinate” and “Artificial Flavors”. So anyways back to the story. The feds are going through my Aunts store and i’m standing there watching in horror as they’re accusing my Aunt of being a terrorist. These guys in SWAT team outfits are pulling racks of the food back looking for stuff. I’m sitting there going ok, where are the WMD’s or bombs or whatever terrorists have here. Then it dawns on me. Hostess is the terrorist organization. How else can you explain a company that sells nothing but poison? Then I woke up and took a piss.
If anyone has any Hostess nightmare stories. Please comment.