Buffalo Sucks.
Piece of mind - Vent about Buffalo to me. - $10
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Reply to: see below
Date: 2005-09-21, 12:33PM EDT
I am living in NYC and a transplant from Buffalo. I spent 25 years there and I know how much Buffalo sucks so I am offering a response and a re-assurance from someone who knows how much Buffalo sucks. Trust me it’s not you. Send me $10 Paypal and I will verify up and down how much Buffalo sucks. I can even tell you about sucky places to not go to and things to not do in Buffalo because they suck. Paypal me $10 at bullets@gmail.com for a fantastic response.
this is in or around NYC
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99008879
September 27th, 2005 at 1:12 pm
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Piece of mind - Vent about Buffalo to me. - $10
Reply to: see below
Date: 2005-09-21, 12:33PM EDT
I am living in NYC and a transplant from Buffalo. I spent 25 years there and I know how much Buffalo sucks so I am offering a response and a re-assurance from someone who knows how much Buffalo sucks. Trust me it’s not you. Send me $10 Paypal and I will verify up and down how much Buffalo sucks. I can even tell you about sucky places to not go to and things to not do in Buffalo because they suck. Paypal me $10 at bullets@gmail.com for a fantastic response.
this is in or around NYC
no — it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
99008879
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On 9/26/05, paul morgan wrote:
Oh get over yourself, I lived in NYC for 16 years and was thrilled to move back home to Buffalo. I met the love of my life, I can spend time with my extended family, live in a beautiful garden apartment in an historic neighborhood, am actually FRIENDS with my landlord, I am an active member of my community and have more friends and neighbors than i can count-and dont have to make 100k a year to live like the resident of a Taiwanese tenement. When I miss the atmosphere and accomodations of a world class city, I am less than two hours a way from Toronto. (Now there’s a civilized city!)
I have not been mugged, and love the fact that I never smell the over powering stench of hot rubbish in the summer. . . and I dont have to pay tens of thousands of dollars, and waste dozens of hours to have access to the beach. Please dont start on the water quality of Lake Erie, I got a horrible skin infection just from entering the water off Coney Island. Obviously you’ve taken Manhatten by storm if you’ve resorted to this cock-a-maimee scheme to make money- now thats really pathetic.
You’ve moved, you’re happy, give it a rest. And if New York chews you up and spits you out, please don’t come home. By your own account it took too long to get rid of you in the first place.
PM
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On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 bvllets writes:
You’re the only douchebag that replied. It was a joke. I still love Buffalo. Don’t be such a NYC hater.
Thanks for your time.
bvllets
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On 9/27/05, paul morgan wrote:
“I spent 25 years there and I know how much Buffalo sucks so I am offering a
response and a re-assurance from someone who knows how much Buffalo sucks. Trust me it’s not you.”
Isnt a joke supposed to be funny-I dont get it? The only joke is your cowardly back peddling.
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On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 bvllets writes:
How about this?
http://buffalo.craigslist.org/bar/100261977.html
I think thats funny.
bvllets
Learn to hate NYC like Paul Morgan - $10
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Date: 2005-09-27, 9:57AM EDT
Learn to hate NYC like the King of Buffalo, Paul Morgan. For simply $10 I can send you an e-mail he sent me and you can find all the witty wisecracks and jokes to make about life in NYC! Paypal me $10 at bullets@gmail.com and I will forward you this piece of literary genius!
this is in or around Buffalo
no — it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
100261977
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On 9/27/05, paul morgan wrote:
hysterical,
glad to see you acknowledge my sovereign superiority !
btw, you really need to get a life.
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On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 bvllets writes:
I got a life. I’m killing time at work.
Thanks
bvllets
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On 9/27/05, paul morgan wrote:
then work you lazy shit!
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On 9/27/05, bvllets wrote:
Go mow your lawn.
Thanks
bvllets
September 28th, 2005 at 12:16 pm
i already mowed his wifes lawn, it was pretty ill, with the exception of the HPV =(
September 28th, 2005 at 2:25 pm
Oh Christ! Can’t you two just fuck and get it over with?!?!?
The tension is killing me.
September 28th, 2005 at 5:02 pm
As long as i’m not the bitch!
October 7th, 2005 at 11:43 am
paul morgan sucks balls beacuse he is an angry ball sucker, he is the one who sucks the balls.
May 4th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
i hate buffalo. & i’m not joking, nor do i require $10 to vent it. i’m a student, & since i’m not a well-off student, i’m here for my undergrad. why do i hate buffalo? 1) UB breeds mediocrity; 2) tyranny of a small town, i.e. if one doesn’t adopt the habitual small town congeniality when seeing an acquaintance every time one walks down the street, then one is deemed as an “snob, elitist, b***h…”; 3) god forbid if one happens to be an introvert, or solitary, or private, or withdrawn, or even depressed… the natives get restless & mutter amongst themselves “who does she think she is anyways?!”; 4) there’s an endless supply of creepy old men that prey on young women in allentown; 5) buffalonians seem to prefer the homogenization of individuals so that that everyone is “equal”; 6) the cops are corrupt; 7) per capita, the crime in increasing;
not even vincent gallo likes buffalo, & he’s a native; 9) there lacks any decent pizza, clothing boutiques, mexican restaurant, intelligent nightlife, diverse culture…; & 10) the natives all seem to have a tinge of bitterness, foulness, & hopelessness.
August 24th, 2008 at 12:25 am
haha very funny sue i agree with you on that…..i am a student at ub and i do agree buffalo sucks in general..absolutely nothing to do and the crime rate against student are staggering. buffalonian are so retarded that they would want to target students rather than a non student with a profession and for some reason the 50+ men always try to hit on the wayyyyy younger girls…jobs have horrible pay, their pizza definitely is tasteless and extra greasy, groceries are ridiculously expensive and everyone just isn’t pleasant in anyway
October 9th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
ive been stuck here for two years (military). this place is a piece of shit. about 1/10th of the people ive met are decent the rest are cocky b*tches and f*cking a*sholes. the only thing ive enjoyed are the bars on chippiwa or however the f*ck you spell it. EVEN those bars are a piece of shit. Seriously if your not single and you are going to a bar to dance drink and have fun dont bring your f*cking boyfriends? OTHER THEN THAT. what the hell is there to do? go to canada and spend a shit load on money on strip clubs expensive alcohol and wendys that charges up the a*s? this place is boring, most of the people are shit, half the cops are hiding and asleep and when they do come out they like to f*ck people over with tickets rather then looking out and lowering the crime rate in areas that need it. look at that sh*t. its just a long run on sentence. this place is awful and the people make it worse.