Effective Immediately - To all employees.

Sniffing Adderall at work for recreational purposes will no longer be tolerated. Any employee caught Myspacing too much or talking on AIM while high out of their mind on Adderall will be terminated immediately. Employees caught doing actual work while high on Adderall will receive raises weekly.

This rule is only applicable to the employees who crush and sniff it.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Bvllets
Customer Service Manager

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