So i’m sitting here thinking why i’ve got a boner the size of a 30-06 rifle at work. I’ve done nothing to arouse myself so it’s really quite unecessary. Are there hot girls here? No. Am I looking at internet porn? No. Was I subconciously thinking about vaginas? Probably. Then it occurs to me how many things I may subconciously think about without actually having something like a boner to detect it. Maybe I need to get like a boner for those type of things. Then people could be like “Hey you got a Granola Boner. You must be thinking about Granola again.” That could be embarassing though because someone could be like “Hey you got an Andy Warhol boner. You must be thinking about Andy Warhol.” Since hes like gay and a guy thats kinda weird. I guess then i’d have to name it my Pop-Art boner.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, September 21st, 2005 at 1:01 pm and is filed under Comedy, Quick Laughs, Sexy Time, bvllets. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.