If a vadge queefs in the woods and no one hears it, did that vadge queef at all? From the elusive ptttfffthhhh to the royal squeeeeeeeak, these queefs may be more than just pussy farts. New scientific technology is breaking through the language of the queef. Microphones placed inside several vadges have recorded several queefs throughout a day. When placed in the supercomputer known as the pentium II MMX there are surprising conclusions in the realm of the vadge linguistics. A few examples are as follows.

PffffffTTthhhhzzzzz (repeat 4x) - Someone is servicing my cervix.
ZzzzzzzzzEEPROMS - I’m so horny and all I can think of are EEPROMS.
MXCMXVII - Roman Vaginals.
Sssshhheheeee - I am a lesbian. Hear me squeak.
Fffffffpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpthhhhhhhhhhhhwooooop - That tickles. (The fpfpfpfp is a sign of HPV.)
ErrrReeErrrReeWickyWicky - I am a wicked vaginal DJ.

Pay attention folks, those vaginas may be telling you more than just “i’m full of hot air”.

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