Dear Court TV,

First of all I want to thank you for making the bag that I get my 60 cent Cinnamon Raisin bagel with butter more colorful and entertaining. I really don’t like your station but I would highly reccomend it to others who have no lives or really live for hot legal action. What I really didn’t like was how it made my bagel taste like newsprint. That honestly wasn’t so great. I suppose there are some people out there who like that sort of thing and if that’s the case, feel free to ignore me as the “isolated case” of dissatisfaction. If that’s how it really is and i’m in the wrong, at least start serving them with New York Post napkins for that extra newsprint flavor kick.

I’m sorry to say this, but I had to find a new street bagel guy. Sorry bagel guy. I’m sure he doesn’t care though, they’re 60 cent bagels.

Sincerely,

bvllets

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