Livingroom.
Why did I always jerk off in my parents livingroom? I’m actually here right now. It’s been awhile but I think that the old pornos that I first got off to happened right here and this is my ballsack mecca. The first place I ever busted a nut. Fuckin bad pron too. Some weird shit I found in my parents attic/crawl space er whatever it was. It was like some 80’s glitter porn (I know what you’re thinking but it was a straight porn) then there was this scene where this guy painted his face like he was dracula and had sex with these halfmuffs. Like I said it was the 80’s where muffs weren’t huge but they weren’t exactly Brazilian either. Halfmuffs. I remember I think I got busted once. My stepdad came in and I had my pants undone and I swear I think the porn was playing. I really freaked out there. I won’t be so gullible to think that going to the store always takes 30 minutes and that I can get a quick one in. Well, that and the fact that I don’t live here anymore so theres no need to beat off here. Ballsack mecca.