You might think i’m foolish.
Well. I like to share things here that I might not normally tell someone at a business meeting. Call me old fashioned. I usually tell some shocking tales without having to explain. Most of the times when I divulge information it’s more like, hey, this kid is crazy, but this time you might say i’m insane. Well, at least to tell you.
So I decided to bleach my hair again and nevermind that I look like a 4th rate Abba reject with a moustache now, I wanted to do it. So I mix up the bleach, typical salon style with oil powder creme bleach and 40 volume developer. I mix it up and I do a pretty damn good job getting it all in my hair and I clean up the mess. Then it sets in. That irritating burn/itch whatever it is that makes you so tempted to mess with your hair. So I grab a plastic knife and start itching the parts that are driving me nuts. After about 5 more minutes I decide I really can’t take it. I need something to take my mind off it. I’m going to wash it out. Wait, I can’t do that, it’ll be yellow. I got it. I’ll jerk off. So I rip off all my clothes and head for the bathroom and my trusty Curel. I throw on some random porn (at this point time was the crucial point, not what I was watching. I did need something though) and start going to town. Let me tell you, this is probably one of the weirdest and most exhilirating things i’ve ever done. Tingle tingle tingle, wank wank wank. My head is on fire and meanwhile i’m ripping my dick off trying to forget about the burn. A good 7 minutes later I finish and i’m ready to rape a Rhino. Instead I took a shower and washed the bleach out. In retrospect i’m trying to think of a more exhilirating time i’ve had when I was beating off. I can’t.
Share your most exhilirating beat off stories in the comment section. Try not to use exhilirating as much as I did.