There is a newer level of Dumpster Dianetics that I have found. I must spread the word of Tron’s 4th Great grandparents dogs sisters ex-lovers roofing contractors milkmaid through my blog.

Here are the levels.

1st level – You reach into a 4 day old plate of Lo Mein and get over your initial fears of Dumpster Dianetics.
Cost – $1000
2nd level – You reach into of the next day garbage from the Schermerhorn Street bingo hall in Brooklyn until you find chartreuse used up bingo marker.
Cost – $3000
3rd level – You must dig through the makeup tissues in the garbage in Kurt Loders dressing room in search of his soul. They wipe it off every time.
Cost – $5000
4th level – Dive onto a NYC MTA garbage train in search of a pair of red earmuffs that some crackhead thought were headphones.
Cost – $10000
5th level – Spelunking a Staten Island landfill for any reference of Estelle Getty from the Golden Girls.
Cost – $20000

You think this is crazy? Try real Scientology.

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