The sidearm cellphone. A necessary weapon of the middle class moderately techy white collar male. Please do continue to wear your cellphones on your side so I can pretend i’m someone else in front of you. Oh yes, I have a unique opportunity for you, you’re a businessman, hear me out. I don’t know if you heard, but there is a surplus of people from countries in Africa who have wealthy relatives that die and need some financial supports to transfer their money to a bank account here. I speak from experience. I’ve have had Chocolatiers, Oil Czars, Contractors and Maple Syrup CEO’s all contact me with about an average of $20 million dollars a day. This is the 21st Century and spam is important stuff. Again, I speak from experience here when I say there is a small fortune to be made in Africa. Please, comment or send us an email for a unique business opportunity that is opportunistic and ultimately unique.

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