Ok so the most recent thought that has been in my mind is this one. Who would win in a fight. Kraft Mac N Cheese or Velveeta Shells and Cheese. Don’t forget i’m not talking about White Cheddar Shells N Cheese here. That’s the undisputed heavyweight champion or the champion of undisputed heavyweights. I’m not sure which, but anyways. Coming in at 39 cents a box, in the cheap corner (store) is Kraft. Give it up for Kraft. In the gourmet corner, pricing in at an average of $1.99 a box is Vellllllveeettaaaaaaaaaaa. Let’s keep it clean guys.

Now for the always improper and asinine sports announcer commentary.

“Well Bill, I think that Kraft has what it takes to make it a dirty fight. Kraft has the natural ghetto skills and street cred to make it a moment in pugilist history. Like I said before Joe, Velveeta is a newcomer who is ready to take it to extremes. Never needing any ingredients, he is the essence of a fabulously extreme non-refrigerated ghetto meal.”

I’m predicting Velveeta in the 3rd round. Death by body blow.

Now folks, here is where I need your help. Who do you think would win? And how? Why?

Fucking comment.

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