Gifts wrapped with presents.
So today i’m thinking really big and really outside the box. Literally, outside the box. What if you woke up Christmas morning and found all your presents wrapped in bacon. A tie for Dad, and a side of bacon. A vacuum for Mom cause Dad’s retarted, and a side of bacon. Little Billy gets a Sponge Bob with Clorox brand sponge, and a side of bacon. And lets not forget the dog. Lets face it, dogs don’t get a wide variety of gifts, so i’ll take a stab at what some family member brings your dog. A big old box of charcoal flavored Liv-a-Snaps. Because all dogs love charcoal. That meaty charcoaly taste. I mean he will have a box of dog treats and a side of bacon. Plus when you’re done, theres no messy gift wrap to clean up. Who loses in this one. This is like a total win win.