I smoke occasionally. Well over the last year it’s most of the time. I’m slowly not wanting to. I looked at my pack and theres 2 left. So I think, maybe I should smoke these and get it over with, but my body has no desire to fire one up. I think deep, you know, real deep. What’s the best thing to make me want to smoke? Coffee with French people? Nah, not tonight. Sex? Yea, but I don’t have a girlfriend and I don’t want to make it one of those $300 an hour nights. I know! I’ll beat off. So I did. And this cigarette is good. Maybe I can be a social smoker and only smoke after I beat off. Wait. Is that social? Maybe I can start a beat off nightclub and make it so. Not one of my best ideas but it’s rather innovative. I should stop writing about this. You people are going to think i’m a weirdo. Well, i’m gonna go shave my balls in hopes i’ll get laid someday.

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