Dykehampton.
So im in the Hamptons and I think im in love. These people are so easy to make fun of. We were driving down the street and I guess we were supposed to be going somewhere. I was just happy to be in a car. I saw a Carvel and Cookie Puss dominated my grey. So all my friends are asking me where we should turn and all i’m saying is Cookie Puss. Pretty much not helpful, but I really wanted that brown face delight. I’m grabbing my balls and they’re like ask this lady. She starts to give us directions and well, let me give you the profile. 35, sorta fat but built, trying to be a runner, SHORT HAIR, butch face. They start to give her directions and i’m like HEY WHERES DYKEHAMPTON. I don’t know if she liked it but I laughed and she was useless from the get go. I mean if I was eating box all day I would want to try and run it off too. Anyways fuck that lez. The point of the post is I made fun of people simply by putting ‘Hampton’ at the end of the, well, I guess it was a slur. Let me give you a list of things I yelled out the window.
Hey boys wheres Faghampton?
Is this Vadgehampton? Sure looks like it.
Hi, i’m Tim Hampton. I own this place.
I think we’re in Shithampton.
Dude, who took a wrong turn at Cellulitehampton.
Holy Snatchampton! (the boobs were equally distracting, yea I mean naked broads)
OMFGimfinishedhampton.
Hey isn’t… hahah i had to close it the hot girl came out here. I don’t think I can expose this to her just yet.
Wait, what did I want to say.. oh yea
Seriously this is WeekendatBernieshampton. <3 Bernie.
I have reached my goal. I have seen Thirtydollarstoparkhampton.
Jesustittyfuckingchristhampton.
Not too bad. So easy. Please add your derogatory hampton cities in the comment section.