Money.
Money.
Oh how I love thee.
Let me count the ways.
One ripe banana.
Two bi-curious female hookers.
Three ounces of weed.
Four times with two bi-curious female hookers.
Five shots of Jamison.
Six Boddingtons.
Seven supersized with a Coke.
Eight balls of Coke.
Nine hours of gambling.
Ten year old Vietnamese women.
Eleven year old Catholic boys.
Twelve maids a milking.
Thirteen french cut cockrings.
Fourteen more Boddingtons.
Fifteen hour hangover.
Sixteen year Scotch.
Seventeen is legal in New York.
Eighteen is legal everywhere else.
Nineteen in Canada.
Twenty to life.
Blackjack.