Dear lord
Please give me a blowjob
A sloppy 2 hander
Just this one time
To cure my post drunkenness
If at all possible
Get me some Jolt Cola
Or maybe even a RedBull
And 16 Gallons of water
Because somewhere some Gummy Bears
Are stuck to a windshield
Thats what I feel like

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