I was thinking about the possibilities for names of kids when Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis get married. They really are endless. Here is what I was thinking..

Carl Junior
Mediawhore
Moneybags McGillicuddy
Nicoleritchiesucks
Iwannabea

These work best if she doesn’t change her name to Latsis.

Suggested entries please! That’s what the fucking comment section is for. You don’t have to register.

We’ll always have Paris.

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