Kids with t-shirts that rhyme with states need to be beat up, shoved in a trunk and dumped somewhere off the Taconic Parkway. Your “Gettin lucky in Kentucky” should be replaced “I fuckin sucky, My mom had sex with her cousin and had me in Kentucky”. That shit is not funny. At least you let the world know that you shop at www.bustedtees.com, the world’s leading source of T-shirt pollution. Seriously, if you want to show how much of a nimrod you are, buy one of these shirts. I need to know who you are before I start talking to you. Instead, you should buy one of my new signature brand state related T-shirts. They are below and of course, all feature a full outline of the state in discussion on the front.

“My brain is the size of a croissant, thats why I live in Vermont.”
“I live in Montana. Yea, right by Lousiana.”
“No one’s rich enough to have tasted champagne up here in Maine.”
“I drive a 1984 rusty piece of shit Toyota in North Dakota.”
“I did double anal to Charles Bronson in Wisconsin.”
“Gettin squamous cell carcinoma in Oklahoma.”

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